On Time at Last
October 1st, 1999 yoshers- If you turn things in on time, you get full credit.
- If you study on time (not fall behind), you do well on exams.
- If you show up to your date on time, you will not get beaten up by or date or otherwise disgraced.
- If you wake up at the same time everyday, you will not feel so tired (see my roommates).
- When school is over, do not go back to tardiness…
- Or else you will be just like me.