Enter the chaotic world of Kevin Chan (aka Yoshi, Chanman and Jesus)

On Time at Last

October 1st, 1999 yoshers
  1. If you turn things in on time, you get full credit.
  2. If you study on time (not fall behind), you do well on exams.
  3. If you show up to your date on time, you will not get beaten up by or date or otherwise disgraced.
  4. If you wake up at the same time everyday, you will not feel so tired (see my roommates).
  5. When school is over, do not go back to tardiness…
  6. Or else you will be just like me.